How many times do I have to tell you people to GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER? Okay, here’s the thing: The Southern Indiana Writers Group and I went to the Authors’ Fair in Madison, Indiana. Remember, I told you that? Remember? Okay, so…

If you’ve been reading this blog long enough, you know I’m a fan of I Can Has Cheezburger AND Homestar Runner, which combination makes for an illiteracy so profound it’s almost another language. What the title of this entry means to say is, of course,…