Barenaked Breakfast

How many times do I have to tell you people to GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER?

Okay, here’s the thing: The Southern Indiana Writers Group and I went to the Authors’ Fair in Madison, Indiana. Remember, I told you that? Remember? Okay, so we got up on Saturday morning and went to fall upon the hotel’s free breakfast like the ravening horde we are, and what do you think we found in the little tiny fridge?

PRE-WRAPPED BACON! I was like, “Ermagerd! Pre-wrapped bacon!” Here are the Barenaked Ladies to tell you all about it:

The staff have to peel the bacon out of a box and wrap them, three slices to a packet. They had pre-wrapped sausages and pre-wrapped cooked eggs, pre-wrapped biscuits, bagels … I don’t know what all.

BareNakedBaconDon’t believe me, eh? Well, I took a picture! OF THE BACON!

So, if you’re ever in Madison, Indiana, stay at The Country Hearth Inn. The rooms are clean and nice, the beds are comfortable, the staff are great, and the free breakfast is awesome! Tell ’em the lady who takes pictures of pre-wrapped bacon sent you. Chances are, they’ll know who you mean.

A WRITING PROMPT FOR YOU: What would you do if you had a million dollars? What would your main character do? What would your villain do?

MA

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I was born in Louisville, Kentucky, but now live in the woods in southern Indiana. Though I only write fiction, I love to read non-fiction. The more I learn about this world, the more fantastic I see it is.

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One thought on “Barenaked Breakfast

  1. Jane

    March 20, 2013 at 9:44am

    First, I’d buy my house, as you can imagine.
    Then we’d have the best trip in the world!!
    Then I’d build my back yard cat house.
    Then I’d settle back and write to my heart’s content. Hmmm.

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