Guess what is the only Easter candy I bought for myself this year. If you guessed a chocolate bunny, guess again. Jelly beans? Nope. Hershey’s Kisses, wrapped in pastel foil? Ehhhh! Thank you for playing. What’s the only Easter candy I bought for myself this…

So we kept seeing this commercial: I don’t even like Gummis. In fact, I hate them; I loathe them; I despise them.* But how could I resist? The next time I saw a bag, I bought it! And you know what? After I bought the…