HELLO! My name is CHICKIE! That big fluffy invader is still here. Mommy says she’s staying FOREBBER. I know it must be true, because Mommy just ordered an automatic feeder for her just like the ones Tipper and I have! Mommy calls her Adi Amelia,…

Dasha! Dasha! Dasha! I’m Dasha! Or Disher! Or Dish-Dash! Or Pookie! Or BeBop! I’m a chinchilla! Momma n Daddy went onna nassy fing calld a vay cay shun. It waz nassy an hot an had a fing calld a o-shun! I’m frum high, cold, dry…

Dasha! Dasha! Dasha! I’m Dasha! Or Disher! Or Dish-Dash! Or Pookie! Or Bebop! Or Brat 7! I’m a chinchilla! Momma an Daddy wint to Warshintin DC and left me wif Grandmar an Granddad. I was mad, bccaus I’m a Momma’s gurl. I’m big now, 2,…