Poor li’l Munchkin! I have to drop him off at the vet this morning and leave him all day. It’s going to be one of the longest days of my life. He has to have some tests run to see if he’s up to the…

Amidala speaking. I’ve decided to adopt the female human who brought me to her home. I shall call her Mama (pronounced, in case you’re of the wrong class and don’t know, MaMA). She also brought a recent addition to the household from which I came:…