It’s a world of heartache and sorrow and, above all, a world of poor customer service, as Dan Antion observed yesterday. Well, in Corydon, when all else fails, you can call Live Wire. I’ve Got A Complaint by Anonymous Caller I got to the store…

If only I had a time machine. Oh, wait — I DO! It’s call the internet, and it can take me back to this date in 2008, when I was on dial-up internet access on my wordpress.com WEBLAHG. I was posting writing prompts even then.…

Once upon a time, there was a dog who insisted on wallowing in the flower beds. The Master and Mistress scolded him when he did it, and the Mistress praised him when he didn’t do it. The Master put big lumpy rocks in the flower…