If only I had a time machine. Oh, wait — I DO! It’s call the internet, and it can take me back to this date in 2008, when I was on dial-up internet access on my wordpress.com WEBLAHG. I was posting writing prompts even then.…

If pounds were IQ points, I would have reached my 2012 goal weight over the weekend. First, I finished a very bad book. Not bad as in “naughty”, but bad as in “This is so stinky, it makes Limburger cheese smell like little pink rosebuds.”…

Don’t get excited. I’m talking about a movie. For the benefit of anyone wandering by who never heard of the nursery rhyme I’m referencing: There was a little girl And she had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was…