Linux failed? Linux? Failed? I know, right? Bet you never thought you’d hear any such thing from me, Little Miss Linux, did ya? Well, it’s sad but true, and I have the picture to prove it. Linux Failed. Photographic Proof. See that plant in the…

It was hard enough to grow anything in the city, let alone Earth plants, but the books always wanted to see the origins of the foods within their texts, and the library hadn’t room for Clan of the Cave Bear’s mastodons.