Once again, today’s one-liner comes to you courtesy of friend and fellow writer (also artist and archaeologist) Dora Abel, who just comes out with this shit without working at it. It’s easy to see where today’s story is heading, so just sit back and enjoy…

I was telling Ruby, one of my new-ish friends, about Mildred, one of my first friends in this town. Mildred recruited me into the club of which Ruby and I are members, which is what brought Mildred into the conversation. Mildred was my best friend…