Today’s two-for-one one-liner comes from “Your Mind Is on Vacation” as sung by my imaginary white jazz singer boyfriend, Mose Allison. The first is: If silence was golden, you couldn’t raise a dime. And the second gives the song its title: ‘Cause your mind is…
Friend and fellow writer Lisa Cobb, who writes fabulous fantasies under the name of Eli Cobb, spent a night at the haunted writers retreat. We were talking about the creepiness of dolls. She said one of her daughters was creeped out by dolls. She said…
The other day, I found myself stuck behind a driver moving so slowly, I had to ride the brake in order not to ram him with my foot OFF the gas. I started to get irritated, then I remembered why my dear old gray-headed mother…
