Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? I’ve been such a good helper, and so un-bitey for two whole weeks, Momma got me a good-boy present! The people she bought it from wrapped it around jars and cans of dopey stuff, so it wouldn’t…

My birthday was way last month, but we were never able to coordinate a time for a party, so #4 daughter and her Significant Other came over Sunday and brought my presents for a belated birthday visit. Amidala likes them as much as I do!…