HELLO! My name is CHICKIE! I got sick and threw up pink with red streaks in it, and Mommy was scared, but then she looked in the pantry and saw that I had been eating a hole in the red plastic mesh bag the potatoes…

So #4 Daughter (the amazing Sara Marian) and another archaeologist are living in Mom’s old house, and they’re being overrun by ants and snakes. Ring-neck snakes, you know — little, non-poisonous ones that the young women just pick up with their bare hands and toss…

Hi, I’m Munchkin. First, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MA! She says she’s 65. That’s about 12 in cat years, so I’m older than she is! She has to mind me! (Ami says, “Dream on!”) MA has been giving me the ebil eye lately. I have a…