Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? I’ve been feeling better, too, since we got new food. It feels good to feel good! Chickie’s Uncle Simon came to visit, and I didn’t get a bit mad. He isn’t related to Chickie or any of…

Time to peruse the Live Wire, our local weekly paper’s call-in line. I don’t make these up, folks, I just take the printed call-ins and format them as poetry. Turkey Trash by Anonymous Caller I got a complaint; imagine that. This is to the turkey…

A word to the wise from an anonymous caller to our weekly newspaper’s Live Wire column. All Them Weeds by Anonymous Caller I just want to put out a reminder to the people that rent your land out to the chicken and turkey farmers. Just…