Our Janie Day this week was at Time 4 Thai on Frankfort Avenue in Louisville. I got something that was supposed to be noodles, vegetables, and chicken strips, but turned out to be a bowl of noodles with four carrot slices and half a dozen…
Fasten your seatbelts because, yes, this is from MY grandmother. Sometimes, when someone would say goodbye to her, my dear old gray-headed granny’s parting words were, Be good; if you can’t be good, be careful; if you can’t be careful, name it after me. My…
My doctor put me on a low-carb diet because I’m unbelievably hefty. Like, a charging hippopotamus would bounce off me and go crying to his mama. Like, Moby Dick would bitch-slap me and dislocate his tail. Like, if the Earth’s gravity ever failed, nobody would…
