When I make a grilled cheese sammich, I take two pieces of multi-grain bread, put a slice of artisanal cheese between them, and grill it in my contact grill. If I’m feeling decadent, I’ll spray it on both sides with butter-flavored spray. I like this…

Dis mah cah: Okay, yes, I’m lying. Are you happy, now? But, in my imagination, I totally own a Mini Cooper. And my other car is a Volvo Amazon, like this one on Wikipedia: So, if you see me driving down the street, imagine I’m…

NOVEL-WRITING — SUGGESTED PLAN 1. Read — Read the sort of novel you want to write. Read the classics of the genre, and read what’s being published now. Read other sorts of novels. Read poetry. Read non-fiction, on subjects that pertain to the sort of…