Tradition #Christmas #ThrowbackThursday

TraditionMerry Christmas! Or Happy Hanukkah, or Best Wishes For A Wonderful Thursday, or whatever.

Here is a poem that appears in the Southern Indiana Writers’ HOLIDAY BIZARRE anthology. I may have posted it before, which makes it a tradition in fact as well as by name.


by Marian Allen
(with apologies to Ogden Nash)

I’ve never been able “to see
if reindeer really know how to fly,” but I know a Christmas tree
sure can.
All you have to do is take a man–
my husband, for example–
take him to the woods and let him trample
around in the snow, looking for the very best
tree he can find. Let the rest
of the family stay home where it’s warm, or let them come
and argue and call one another’s choices “dumb.”
Choose a tree that looks just the right
size for the room. I guarantee you that the height
of that tree will be at least two feet over,
a fact which you must let your man discover
before he takes the tree inside
so, while everybody else goes in for popcorn and hot chocolate,
he can stay out on the porch and cut lengths off the trunk until the tree is less high than it is wide.
let him in.
Next, your man must spend an hour looking in the basement for a
tree stand and then you must find it in a minute in the attic.
Your man’s language will become emphatic.
Finally, let the tree not fit the stand, and let it lean once
it’s whittled down to size, and let it fall over unless somebody’s holding it, and let everybody start fighting over what ornaments to use and how much tinsel, and let them all get mad and go to separate rooms declaring that they don’t care if the tree never gets decorated and, when all this has been done, open the back door and stand by.
That tree will fly.

A WRITING PROMPT FOR YOU: Aw, take the day off — it’s Christmas!



I was born in Louisville, Kentucky, but now live in the woods in southern Indiana. Though I only write fiction, I love to read non-fiction. The more I learn about this world, the more fantastic I see it is.

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One thought on “Tradition #Christmas #ThrowbackThursday

  1. Jane

    December 25, 2014 at 8:32am



    Thank you ever so much!

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      Marian Allen

      December 25, 2014 at 8:44am

      And — alas! — it is all too true! lol! MERRY CHRISTMAS, dear friend!

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