HELLO! My name is CHICKIE!
Um … Mommy wants me to tell you that today is the first day of the month, so she has a new Hot Flash up on her Hot Flashes page, whatever that means.
Monday is my oneth birthday! Mommy already gave me my present. It’s a toy, and I don’t play with toys anymore, because I’m almost ONE.
Mommy says she’s gonna give it to Juniper, that stinky little kitten we had visit us some days this month. I don’t care. stinky little kittens play with toys, but big girls like me don’t.
Tipper says he remembers when I was a stinky little kitten, but I think he’s just teasing me. I was always bootiful and dignifish.
Tipper: How about this, then?
That’s some other silly baby cat, not me. NOT ME!!!!!
Okay, maybe that was me.
But now I’m bootiful and dignifish. And Tipper is my Best Friend Forever.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Do you have a Best Friend Forever? Were you always besties, or did you used to fight, like Tipper and I used to?