Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? Momma’s friend and fellow writer, T. Lee Harris, who writes stuff with cats in them, is rending Granny’s house.
T is there with her mom, and her mom has a dog. Kind of a dog. Momma was going to tell me what kind of a dog it was, but every time she tries, she sneezes, so I don’t know what kind of dog this is.
Whatever kind of dog this is, her name is Kayli, and she hates my momma! She growls and barks and tried to bite her! Momma!!
Momma says Kayli is just nervous and upset because she got moved from where T’s mom lived with her before, but that’s no excuse. It makes me mad.
Chickie’s mad, too. We were going to escape and go down and beat her up, but T brought two of her cats to live there, too, and we don’t think we could take two cats and a sneeze, so we’ll just have to send a scent message.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Do you know an animal who hates your hooman? What do you do to that animal, or what would you like to do?