Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? It’s Momma’s birthday! She says everybody thinks she’s 70, but she’s really 18. She must be counting in cat years or sompin. Chickie told you how I snuck out the front door and ran around the house…

Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? It’s Momma’s birthday! She says everybody thinks she’s 70, but she’s really 18. She must be counting in cat years or sompin. Chickie told you how I snuck out the front door and ran around the house…