I’m still lumpy and bumpy as my body struggles to reabsorb the PBF (Precious Bodily Fluids) running rampant under my skin. I never knew I was so juicy. I’m glad I decided against reconstructive surgery, because enough is enough, amIright? Falsies FTW. ANYWAY, what with…

I got some supposedly English-style bangers from MarketWagon. No. No, they were not. Not BAD, but not English-style bangers. But that’s not what I want to talk about today. I want to talk about the onion gravy I made to go with it. I used…

I watched this Disney animation a while back, but I rewatched it this weekend, this time with Sara (#4 Daughter). It held up. Sara agrees that it’s not just an okay movie, it’s a super one. Predators and prey live in harmony in the world,…