Tipper’s Naughty Week #Caturday #TipperAndChickie

Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? Momma says I was really naughty this week, and I didn’t even sneak out!

Momma says she’s working her way to being a vegan, but she had some chicken in the fridge, so she cooked it for her and #4 Hooman Sister. They left the bones on their plates and I did something I’ve never ever ever done before: I got on the table and dragged a bone onto the floor. Yes! I did!

Momma said this is a drumstick, but I’m pretty sure it’s a chicken bone.

She took it away and pulled all the not-bony parts off and put the not-bony parts on a plate on the floor. I didn’t want it, then. Neither did Chickie.

That’s another thing I did: Chickie and I were rough-housing and I tagged her on the nose.

I’m usually the one with the scratch, but this time I got her. I said, “How do you like it? Not much? Well, let that be a lesson to you.”

She acted all pitiful, but later she licked me on the head and then flopped over and kicked me in the face. I don’t think she learned one fluffin’ thing!

A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Do you steal food from your hooman?



I was born in Louisville, Kentucky, but now live in the woods in southern Indiana. Though I only write fiction, I love to read non-fiction. The more I learn about this world, the more fantastic I see it is.

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One thought on “Tipper’s Naughty Week #Caturday #TipperAndChickie

  1. acflory

    March 26, 2022 at 8:09pm

    -giggles- the grass is always greener over /there/, isn’t it Tipper? You were a bad boy though. Did your Momma explain that cooked bones can splinter and kill you? You’re lucky she got the bone before it got you. 🙂

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      Marian Allen

      March 27, 2022 at 10:52am

      He tells me he was trying to prove he’s a mighty hunter and can take care of himself out in the wild. I told him, “No. Just no.”

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  2. Michael Hodges

    March 27, 2022 at 12:01pm

    Tippurz cat, I iz grate an myghtee White Tygurz, an I no haz tu steal fudz frum my’s fat hooman. Him iz mos’ly gud hooman, an’ I telz he hey, dat iz no jus’ fat hooman fudz, iz awso Tygur fudz, you iz SHARE, buddy! We buddyz, rite? Buddyz iz share.

    I iz lyk cereulz-milk frum he, an awso chikinz, an Pasketti-oos sauss.

    Him preddy gud fat hooman buddy. Das iz wy I like he’z. Awso fat an kozee warm for kuddlz.

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