Hewwo! Um, I’m Adi, okay?
I dot in trubble with Tipper and Chickie and now dey hate me again.
EverMom says “personal hi-jean” doesn’t belong on dis blog, but dat’s what started de trubble. I has long hair ebbywhere, and sometimes what happens in de litterbox doesn’t stay in de litterbox. So EverMom put me on her lap and cleaned me up wif a warm wet cloth, and I didn’t want her to.
I started yelling, like, “I hate you! You’re de worst Mom EBBER! I wish you wasn’t my Mom! You’re so mean!”
Den Tipper and Chickie ran in to where we were and stood in front of us and growled at me real hard! Dey said, “Don’t you talk to her like that! You’re stinky! We hate you!”
EverMom just talked soft to me and held me tight and cleaned me up. I didn’t scratch or bite. EverMom said dat’s just how little ones do when dey’re mad. She said if your kid doesn’t say dey hate you at least once, you’re not doing it right.
So now Tipper and Chickie hate me again.
EverMom plays wif me, dough, and I play near her.
When she’s inna back room, I hop up onto de catbird seat.
And I sit between EverMom and #4 Hooman Sister and dey love on me.
Maybe dey’ll let me do nail night with dem some time.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Did you ebber make anodder animal mad at you?