We were stuck in traffic on the bridge. Bumper-to-bumper, absolute standstill, to the point where people were turning off their engines, rolling down their windows, and cussing I mean talking. I saw a man working his way along the line of cars toward us, saying…

You know how people watch sports and yell at the television and argue with the umpire/referee’s calls? Well, I do that with home makeover shows. I do that less with flipper shows: Ones where people buy a run-down house and make it beautiful or where…