Caturday: Tipper On The Hunt!

Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what?

Another kind of animal got into the house and made Momma mad. It’s called an assohl, and it’s very naughty. Chickie and I don’t know what kind of animal it is, but we think Adi knows, because Momma looked right at her and said, “Some assohl got onto the table and clawed through the bread bag and messed with the bread.”

So I went looking for it.

Maybe it’s inna basement.

I thought maybe it was an animal I already knew with another name.

Groundhog, woodchuck, whistle-pig … and assohl?

Momma and #4 Hooman Sister said they used to play with two little plastic deer named Pickles and Freckles, and one of them was shy and good and one of them was naughty, so I wondered….

Are these Pickles and Freckles? Which one is the assohl?

Momma told me I shouldn’t worry about it, that assohles can be dangerous, but this one isn’t.

I curled up on my window seat, but I had rucked it up, and it was hard to get comfortable.

Mff. Mffpf.

Momma straighted my bed out for me, and that was much better.


Momma got this seat for Adi, but she never uses it anymore, so I’m King of the Mountain!

You don’t snooze, you lose, Adi.

But you all know my favorite place to hang out.

Dis my Momma

A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Is there a sneaky, naughty assohl in your house?



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One thought on “Caturday: Tipper On The Hunt!

  1. Dan Antion

    September 16, 2023 at 7:59am

    Awww, that looks like the bets place to sleep. You’re pretty clever, Tipper, to notice that “You don’t snooze, you lose.”

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  2. acflory

    September 18, 2023 at 9:23am

    Lovely to see my favourite boy again. 🙂 Pity you couldn’t catch that terrible creature, but I’m sure your Momma appreciated the snuggles.

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    • Marian Allen

      September 19, 2023 at 3:01pm

      I love the snuggles, and he’s been giving me plenty, now that the weather is cool. lol

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