Amidala speaking. I’ve decided to adopt the female human who brought me to her home. I shall call her Mama (pronounced, in case you’re of the wrong class and don’t know, MaMA). She also brought a recent addition to the household from which I came:…

Yes, another one! Not at my house this time, though. Word is apparently out on the amphibious and reptilian grapevine that I’m their go-to girl. I was going into Jay C grocery when I saw a man with a little boy leaving. The man was…

Sweetie Pie Turner here. It’s the first of the month, so it’s no surprise that MomGoth has a new Hot Flash on her Hot Flashes page. No, here’s the surprise: Cats! MomGoth has adopted two of them! Amidala is a tortoiseshell (like me, but without…