Hi, how are ya? Shahtsi, here. No, you can’t call me Uncle Shahtsi. I’m not your uncle, that’s why. I’m the uncle of Tosun, one of the main characters in SIDESHOW IN THE CENTER RING, if you can call that a book title. What kind…

Charlie was like, “Why did you do this?” And I was like, “I just wanted to.” And he was like, “Okay.” The secret to a happy marriage: Know when to say, “Okay.” I was staying with Mom while she recovered from pneumonia and from the…

Have you ever had buttered crackers? They are UNBELIEVABLY nice! I have named them Quicky Quacky Cracker Snacky because saltines with butter on doesn’t sound very jazzy. Quicky Quacky Cracker Snacky Here is my “butter”, which is actually Earth Balance buttery spread. And here are…