Hi there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? I only bited Momma a few times this week, and only for fun, not bloody. Like, when she gets up and has coffee before she feeds me, I jump at her feet and go, “Feed me now or I eat this foot!” And den she laughs and drinks her coffee and feeds me.
But we lub each odder. Like dis.
So you see that calkalater behind me? Momma uses it. She says it helps her balance her checkbook, but I nebber see her balancing anything, not on her nose, or on her head, or anywhere. But she says she does, so maybe she does it someplace else.
I wanted to help her do the balancing thing, and maybe she would do it for me because it sounds cool. So I helpded her.
Momma says that, when Granny was younger, she could balance a checkbook standing on her head. So I tried that.
Okay, see those scissors next to the calkalater? Those are my claw clippers. Momma clips my claws for me, and it only takes a minute and it looks really easy, so I thought maybe I could save Momma some time and do it myself.
Momma says I couldn’t do it ’cause I don’t have a posable fum. I asted her to get me one for Christmas and she said she would put it on my Santa list. Yay!
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Would you like to have a posable fum? What would you do wif it?