I have bought many brooms over the years in an attempt to keep ONE of them in the kitchen. Charlie is always carrying the kitchen one off to sweep the hearth, the basement, the porch….
So this one day I said, in obvious exasperation, “Do you know where my broom is?”
To which he replied:
Why?–you going somewhere?
And yet he lives.
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MA

pm laberge
August 16, 2018 at 12:29amSo….. You let him live? Well, “The more to torture you with, my Dear!”
(I am so bad, I am leaving!)
Spam? I am WORSE.
Steffie: Bast it all, he STOLE my line!
(I know. I am Baaaaaaad!)
Marian Allen
August 16, 2018 at 9:54amYou are downright Klick and Kam, Pete!
pm laberge
August 16, 2018 at 1:13pmSomebody has to put the “meat” (Ugh!) in the Sammich!
Linda G. Hill
August 15, 2018 at 5:46pmHahaha! That is priceless! And yet yes, he’s lucky to be alive. Hahahahahaha!
Marian Allen
August 16, 2018 at 9:51amHe’s a keeper. <3
Laura
August 15, 2018 at 5:42pm“And yet he lives.” Bwahahaha!!!
Marian Allen
August 16, 2018 at 9:50am😀
Alicia Butcher Ehrhardt
August 15, 2018 at 5:15pmHe SWEPT something? Don’t discourage that type of nesting behavior; and when, on rare occasions, he brings the broom back, give him a kiss and a treat and make a big fuss. Positive reinforcement is much more powerful than negative for modifying behavior.
Marian Allen
August 16, 2018 at 9:50am😀
Deborah
August 15, 2018 at 3:40pmHehehe! I can relate. Even writing KITCHEN all over the handle doesn’t always work.
Marian Allen
August 15, 2018 at 3:56pmHOW DID YOU KNOW? You are absolutely right! lol
Mary J Giese
August 15, 2018 at 3:36pmLOL, Marian. Next time you have the broom in hand, you can show him how it swats bugs and smart-alecks.
Marian Allen
August 15, 2018 at 3:56pmLOL! You are so funny!
Frank Hubeny
August 15, 2018 at 11:40amVery nice!
Dan Antion
August 15, 2018 at 8:50amHa ha ha (laughing with you…or not).
Marian Allen
August 15, 2018 at 9:01amI did laugh. He so seldom makes a wisecrack, this one has become a family legend. lol