HELLO! My name is CHICKIE!
I’m a big girl now, acause Mommy said I had a Big Girl Operation. I had strings tied into my belly. The vet lady must know that I love to play wif strings! The vet lady played a game wif me and put this cone fing on so I couldn’t play wif the strings.
But I knew the trick to solve dat puzzle. I acted all pitiful so Poppy would feel sorry for me.
So he tookded the cone off.
And guess what I did! I tookded the strings out! They were all yucky, though, and no good to play wif.
Tipper: You weren’t supposed to take them out, goofus! They were holding your belly closed. SMH
I WAS GOOD AND SMART! I got to go back to the vet lady and get a prize! You don’t get a prize. I get a prize! I get to eat this yummy pink stuff two times a day. You don’t get any.
Tipper: It’s medicine.
It’s candy! And it’s yummy!
Tipper: Tell them what else you got.
Tipper: Tell them. Want me to tell them?
No! I tell!
…I get to wear the cone again.
Oh–I most forgot: Mommy says she has a new Hot Flash on her Hot Flashes page, acause it’s the first of the monf, whatever all dat means.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Do you like to play wif strings? Did you ever play wif strings you weren’t appoza?