HELLO! My name is CHICKIE!
I’m a good, fierce defender girl, just like Captain Marble!
The other day, we got imbaded by a ebil an evil imbader, and I fighted fought it off!
Tipper: It wasn’t an imbader, it was my old friend, Coconut Fluff. Momma brought him out and turned him on. He meowed and purred. I introduced Chickie to him.
It was a ebil an evil imbader! She didn’t smell like a cat or run like a cat or play like a cat. So I beated beat her up and teacheded taught her a lesson. Click on wunnada one of the pitchers pictures to see dem them all!
Bite a tail!
Right hook!
Left hook!
Bite a ear!
She growled and hissed at me, but I was fierce and brave!
Tipper: He’s an electronic cat, with just a few sounds. I never heard him growl and hiss before, ever!
Dat’s That’s because nobody was ever so fierce and brave to her before!
Mommy: But that wasn’t enough for you, was it? No. You had to keep picking at my poor, precious Coconut Fluff until I took them away. What gender is Coconut Fluff, you may be asking. That’s nobody’s business but Coconut Fluff’s, and I love them, regardless. They’ll answer to any pronouns, but they prefer “they,” so that’s what I’m using.
I didn’t pick at Coconut Fluff after I won de the battle!
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Were you ebber imbaded? What did you do?
CA
Andrea Flory
April 14, 2019 at 7:05amPoor Coconut Fluff, but it’s nice to know Chickie will defend the house from all imbaders. 😀
Marian Allen
April 14, 2019 at 8:02amWe feel so secure! 😉
Andrea Flory
April 15, 2019 at 7:35amMust be great knowing you’ll never be monstered by a fluffy toy while you sleep. 😉
joey
April 13, 2019 at 5:36pmMy whole family is in stitches over here! SO stinkin cute!
Marian Allen
April 14, 2019 at 8:01amLittle Miss Crazy-Face doesn’t bother Coconut Fluff up on the desk (which Chickie thinks is HER desk, of course–everything belongs to Chickie). Only on the floor.
Alicia Butcher Ehrhardt
April 13, 2019 at 12:39pmThey are a cute stuffed cat. Maybe Chickie will get used to them (it?).
When one cat teaches you something, that’s all it is: one cat’s opinion. Hehe. Cats.
Marian Allen
April 13, 2019 at 12:48pmCoconut Fluff got me through months of catlessness. They purr and meow, but I never heard them hiss and growl until Chickie got hold of them!
dan antion
April 13, 2019 at 9:47amHa ha – that’s crazy. We don’t even have any stuffed cats for fear that the dog would shred them and send a bad message.
Marian Allen
April 13, 2019 at 9:50amTipper LOVES Coconut Fluff! I had no idea Chickie would go postal on them!