Chickie Meets Coconut Fluff #Caturday

HELLO! My name is CHICKIE!

I’m a good, fierce defender girl, just like Captain Marble!

The other day, we got imbaded by a ebil an evil imbader, and I fighted fought it off!

Tipper: It wasn’t an imbader, it was my old friend, Coconut Fluff. Momma brought him out and turned him on. He meowed and purred. I introduced Chickie to him.

It was a ebil an evil imbader! She didn’t smell like a cat or run like a cat or play like a cat. So I beated beat her up and teacheded taught her a lesson. Click on wunnada one of the pitchers pictures to see dem them all!

She growled and hissed at me, but I was fierce and brave!

Tipper: He’s an electronic cat, with just a few sounds. I never heard him growl and hiss before, ever!

Dat’s That’s because nobody was ever so fierce and brave to her before!

I won!

Mommy: But that wasn’t enough for you, was it? No. You had to keep picking at my poor, precious Coconut Fluff until I took them away. What gender is Coconut Fluff, you may be asking. That’s nobody’s business but Coconut Fluff’s, and I love them, regardless. They’ll answer to any pronouns, but they prefer “they,” so that’s what I’m using.

I didn’t pick at Coconut Fluff after I won de the battle!

Proof

A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Were you ebber imbaded? What did you do?

CA

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One thought on “Chickie Meets Coconut Fluff #Caturday

  1. dan antion

    April 13, 2019 at 9:47am

    Ha ha – that’s crazy. We don’t even have any stuffed cats for fear that the dog would shred them and send a bad message.

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    • Marian Allen

      April 13, 2019 at 9:50am

      Tipper LOVES Coconut Fluff! I had no idea Chickie would go postal on them!

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  2. Alicia Butcher Ehrhardt

    April 13, 2019 at 12:39pm

    They are a cute stuffed cat. Maybe Chickie will get used to them (it?).

    When one cat teaches you something, that’s all it is: one cat’s opinion. Hehe. Cats.

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    • Marian Allen

      April 13, 2019 at 12:48pm

      Coconut Fluff got me through months of catlessness. They purr and meow, but I never heard them hiss and growl until Chickie got hold of them!

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  3. joey

    April 13, 2019 at 5:36pm

    My whole family is in stitches over here! SO stinkin cute!

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    • Marian Allen

      April 14, 2019 at 8:01am

      Little Miss Crazy-Face doesn’t bother Coconut Fluff up on the desk (which Chickie thinks is HER desk, of course–everything belongs to Chickie). Only on the floor.

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  4. Andrea Flory

    April 14, 2019 at 7:05am

    Poor Coconut Fluff, but it’s nice to know Chickie will defend the house from all imbaders. 😀

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