HELLO! My name is CHICKIE!
I’ve been very busy the last two weeks. Doing All The Things!
I helped Mommy watch a moobie about an octopus called My Octopus Teacher. I thought it was about a pussycat, but it was a thing that lives in the water! Ewwwwww!
One of my hooman sisters gave Mommy a new tablecloth for her birthday. The old tablecloth was just getting good, with all my bitemarks and stuff on it. The new one didn’t have any of that. But as soon as Mommy went into another room, I surprised her by fixing the new one.
Mommy and #4 Hooman Sister like to do their nails and they put on lipstick sometimes. I think that’s what it’s called. Sometimes they call it ipstick, and sometimes they call it what Poppy called it: sticklip. So I wanted to use ipstick, too, but Mommy said I’m not old enough yet.
So then I wanted to paint my nails, but Mommy said I would have to leave my claws sticking out for a long time while the polish got dry. I can’t do that. So I just look at their stuff and poke it with my nose.
But, anyway, I sneaked onto their polish table and robbed a brush to play with.
Mommy’s friend Debbie sent her a puzzle with cats on it! I didn’t know it had cats on it, so I didn’t mess with it until Mommy and #4 Hooman Sister and #1 Hooman Sister finished it. Then I saw it was cats, and I tried to bite them! So Mommy took the puzzle in pieces again. Good! I don’t want those other cats in my house!
It’s been a busy two weeks. Now I’m going to go take a cat nap.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Do you like to watch telebision? What’s your favorite kind of show?