Here is another picture I brought downstairs to freshen up the walls. Can you see the door? It’s there. This was painted by a friend of ours named Martha Wagner. She constructed her images with a palette knife rather than brushes. I love it! Thursday…

Today’s two-for-one one-liner comes from “Your Mind Is on Vacation” as sung by my imaginary white jazz singer boyfriend, Mose Allison. The first is: If silence was golden, you couldn’t raise a dime. And the second gives the song its title: ‘Cause your mind is…

‘Cause nobody ever made that joke before, right? Somehow, somewhere, I ate a leek and liked it. So I bought some from the grocery and cooked them. If anybody knows what to do with the green part of leeks, I’d appreciate knowing it, because it…