It began thus: I had a couple of leeks, some green onions, and a serrano pepper that were about to go to Jesus, plus a leftover baked potato and some leftover fried mushrooms. So I made leek and white bean soup. What you do is,…

‘Cause nobody ever made that joke before, right? Somehow, somewhere, I ate a leek and liked it. So I bought some from the grocery and cooked them. If anybody knows what to do with the green part of leeks, I’d appreciate knowing it, because it…