HELLO! My name is CHICKIE!
I tried some new fings this week. Tipper says yoga keeps him young. He’s a way-old 5 hooman years! So I did some, too.
I let Mommy pick me up and hold me like a baby for three hours!
Mommy: It was a scant five minutes.
“Ascant” means “multiplied by a whole bunch that equals three hours”. I kind of like it, especially since she put me down when I wanted down. As long as she knows who’s boss.
Mommy: I do. Do you?
ANYWAY, I’ll maybe let her do that again sometime.
She still lets me drink out of the bafroom faucet. It’s my favorite thing EVER! She tried to get a picture of my tongue lapping the water, but I’m too fast for her! Hahahahaha!
I’ve been so very very good, Mommy gave me some fish juice! Tipper won’t eat it, so I get it all!
It’s been a good week, even though Tipper got lonely in the night and slapped me until I got up and romped. Again! How am I apposed to help Mommy sleep if I’m up romping?
Mommy: Good question.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Do you romp in the night?