Sara and I began watching Once Upon A Time for the fairy tail twists (and Robert Carlyle), but we’re in season 4 of 7 and it gets sillier and sillier — and not on purpose. These days, we’re watching it for one character above all else — Mayor Regina Mills, AKA The Evil Queen. We call it The Regina Show.
For reasons too long, convoluted, and silly to detail, Regina was on a sailing ship with elementary school teacher Mary Margaret, AKA Snow White, when the ship was attacked by some silly sea thing. Mary Margaret, who should have been named Little Goody Two-Shoes, vetoed using deadly force, to which Regina snarled,
You’re going to win her over with your rainbow kisses and unicorn stickers?
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A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Two diametrically opposed approaches to a problem.