How I Felt About Friday And Saturday #1LinerWeds

Posted on April 6, 2022 by Marian Allen

Friday was when I did my nails and added some colorful blobs to my nail station and the leg of my trousers. On Saturday, my GPS directed me in circles until I told the GPS lady, “I’m not going in another circle. I’m going to pull into this parking lot and open this handy travel-size can of whup-ass.” And the parking lot turned out to be for the place I was going.

As I told Sara:

Some days, it just isn’t worth chewing through the restraints.

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I was born in Louisville, Kentucky, but now live in the woods in southern Indiana. Though I only write fiction, I love to read non-fiction. The more I learn about this world, the more fantastic I see it is. Marian Allen's Amazon profile

One thought on “How I Felt About Friday And Saturday #1LinerWeds”

acflory
April 6, 2022 at 7:37am

-giggles- give me a map any day. 😉

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  Marian Allen
  April 6, 2022 at 9:42am
  
  You’re not wrong, but I can’t look at a map while I’m driving. You just have to remember that GPS apps are programmed by zombies, and they’re always trying to steer you to a deserted or derelict place so they can eat your brains.
  
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  - Alicia Butcher Ehrhardt
    April 6, 2022 at 2:20pm
    
    NOW it makes sense – they wouldn’t want mine, messy.
    
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  - acflory
    April 6, 2022 at 6:45pm
    
    The Offspring had a GPS device many years ago, and yes, it was programmed by zombies. 🙁
    Me? I just pull over and look at the map. Maps make me feel safe. No zombies. 🙂
    
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