Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what?
Momma was away for ANOTHER weekend at ANOTHER convention! She came home with a cold. That’s what happens, when you go away with no cats to protect you.
I think she hopes Chickie and Adi and I will be friends if we only have each other, but we aren’t. Momma says she’s going to change our names to Growly, Hiss, and Rumble.
Those should all be Adi’s and Chickie’s names, because I’m the good one! Look how sweet I am.
Okay, it’s true: Momma and #4 Hooman Sister caught me growling at Adi. #4 Hooman Sister grabbed me off the floor and said, “Growlers dit tisses!” Then she flipped me over like a doggone baby and kissed me all over my head!
And Momma got cross because Chickie and I eat Adi’s stinky salmon food, even though we won’t eat stinky salmon food if she feeds it to us, so now she changed our food and all we get is stinky salmon food!
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: What happens to you if you’re naughty?