The cyst on my palm doesn’t hurt, which is why the hand doctor is fairly casual about it, but poking it isn’t pleasant. Why do I poke it? Well, I don’t, on purpose, duh! Driving aggravates it. Doing the dishes aggravates it. Holding my phone…

Whenever I make mashed potatoes, I try to make more than I plan to eat. I say “try” because I can eat a ton of mashed potatoes. ANYWAY, this one time I had some left over and this happened to it: I added salt, pepper,…

I’m grompy. I just got out of my cast/braces and now I have a big fat cyst in the middle of my left palm because of course I do. It’s probably the result of something I jammed into it when I fell in the woods…