Hewwo. Um, I’m Adi, okay? EverMom grabbed ahold of me de other day and used scissors and a shaver and a comb and a hair thinner and got off all de mats I worked up while her wristses were broke. I feel a lot better,…

Hewwo. Um, I’m Adi, okay? I decided to take back my cat tree inna front room. But de top shelf smells like Tipper, so I hafta work up to that. Besides, I like da hammock. Chickie finks she so cute inna sack. Well, so am…