Today is the last Thursday of May, which means this is the last Steffie the Spy story until next time. My inspiration photo is by Thursday Door guru, Dan Antion. Never Too Old by Marian Allen Steffie’s hair was gray and her trigger finger sometimes…

Once again, today’s one-liner comes to you courtesy of friend and fellow writer (also artist and archaeologist) Dora Abel, who just comes out with this shit without working at it. It’s easy to see where today’s story is heading, so just sit back and enjoy…

The title is inspired by the fact that a deer crossed my yard just as I sat down to write, and by the headliner — if headliner is the word I want — at a strip club not far from somewhere I used to live:…