Also pretty ugh.
See, back when we lived in Louisville, we frequently drove past the silos in which Purina kept their soy whatever for making animal feed. Well, these patties taste like that smelled. Also: dry.
Now, I loves me some tofu, and I love soy sauce, and I love roasted soy nuts. But those don’t taste like Purina silos smell. Also: DRY.
Nevertheless, I had this sack o’ sausage-like soy product, so I ‘sperimented.
The directions say the recommended method of preparation is to heat them in a skillet, but you know me — I like to walk on the wild side. I put them in the microwave with big ol’ pats of vegan margarine on top and sprinkled them with Mrs. Dash — more on mine than on Charlie’s, because he doesn’t like peppery food.
Not too bad! Yeah, I would eat that again.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR YOU: A character tries, and almost succeeds, in reworking something into something better.