Here’s another one from friend and fellow writer Eli Cobb, author of The Guardian series. We’re both part of the Southern Indiana Writers, who meet at a restaurant for our critique sessions. They put us in a room to ourselves, so we won’t frighten the children.
ANYWAY, this one time she ordered onion rings. When the plate came, she held her hands over it and said,
These onion rings are like a fire! So if you were lost in the wilderness and ordered these….
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