Sounds like a dinosaur, doesn’t it? The locavorasaurus roamed the earth before the dawn of man, eating anything that grew. By “roamed the earth”, we mean “turned around and around in place”, and by “eating anything that grew”, we mean “eating anything within reach”. A…
You know how when somebody is blowing off something they say, like, “Marriage, schmarriage — I say we just live together,” or “Coffin, schmoffin — He can sleep in a bed like everybody else or he can go back where he came from”? Well, that’s…
We’re going to a 4th of July party, and I’m taking this salad: CORN AND PEA SALAD 1 can white corn, drained 1 can yellow corn, drained 1 small bag frozen peas 2 stalks celery, sliced 1 small red bell pepper, in pieces 1 or…
