You know how there are all these recipes that go, like, “Unroll a package of crescent rolls and press the edges together to form a sheet,” and the edges never stay pressed together? Well, the crescent roll people have solved that problem by putting out…

So #4 Daughter, the amazing Sara Marian, and her equally amazing life partner, Zakary Kendall, came to dinner. They are neither vegan nor vegetarian, but the only meat I had in the refrigerator was one Amish chicken thigh. The people who raised the chicken were…

It’s quarter to Spring, and that means asparagus. Or, as Mom says she used to call it when she was little, speargrass. I think speargrass is a brilliant name for it. I think that ought to be its official name. So I bought some at…